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This year's Academy Awards had some of the most memorable moments in Oscar history, but not all of them will be good memories… Kosovo, Gov. Sarah Palin responded to a crack made by Sen. John Kerry earlier this week . Sen. Kerry joked he wished Palin went missing along Apple's just-announced iPhone 6L is 5.5 inches long: enormous by smartphone standards, but not even adequate in the eyes of morning show size No words were ever exchanged—just a tomahawk. MLB: Fun Police Kill Long-Standing Kiss Cam Joke Because Nothing Is Sacred Anymore Bethenny Frankel killed it at the Real Housewives of New York City season 7 reunion show, at least according to her. On Tuesday, prior to or Kids, in the spring of 2014, "How I Met Your Mother" aired its final episode, and part of its legacy may be its knack for long-running gags.  A male student at Oberlin College admitted to police that he is responsible for a series of racist, antisemitic, and anti-LGBT incidents at the "I know you've been complaining but you weren't ready.


Now, maybe, just maybe you are." Read more 4070 points and 1993 comments so far on reddit A group of seniors from Commack High School in Long Island are in trouble after tweeting out a photo of themselves in homemade t-shirts spelling How's that for honest political commentary? Wednesday's South Park picked up where last week's premiere left off, tossing in a few extra jokes Kids, in the spring of 2014, "How I Met Your Mother" aired its final episode, and part of its legacy may be its knack for long-running gags.  In any other game, a trailer like the one you see above for South Park: The Stick of Truth would serve as a short introduction to your character's Diesel's first serious drama since 2006's "Find Me Guilty" book author and the host of the 2014 National Book Awards ceremony, has come in for sharp criticism after making several racially charged jokes Daniel Handler, a popular children's book author and the host of the 2014 National Book Awards ceremony, has come in for sharp criticism after “I’m always trying to find the great small roles, the stronger more slice of life more complex and I’ve been doing fart jokes for a long time, saying that she personally didn’t care about the words and, in the context of comedy, “dirty jokes, sexist jokes, racist jokes… as long as they’d "I don’t go to plays very much, and I didn’t realize that the stage is considered off limits." ABC News Obama jokes that long-winded speeches runs in the Castro family MiamiHerald.com When President Barack Obama spoke by phone to Cuban Bruce Timm has finally come out and explained why it has taken so long for an adaptation of The Killing Joke to finally materialize.


them were talking about Apple’s new iPhone releases, Ripa (completely deadpan, mind you) asked to see some visual examples of exactly how long a slightly more stately vibe: George Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama all repeating Gerald Ford’s famous line, “Our long A look at some of the more memorable April Fools' Day spoofs pulled off my tech companies in Silicon Valley and beyond. But perhaps more surprisingly, the Chinese representative on the economic side of the talks, Vice Premier Wang Yang, cracked a few jokes. He KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — David Wright, the Mets' captain, is not a fan of the long locks of pitchers Jacob deGrom and Noah Syndergaard. The Canadian parliament also erupted in applause and chants of "Four more years!" We will now commence hilarious joke making on late night television. Stop clapping!


Clapping is a collectivist act of the weak. Let’s have another conversation about Google’s acquisition of Nest Labs..

long jokes

Wait…wuh? Reflections and links after a totally crazy week…
But I fear it ain’t going away. –Speaking of Ben, here’s a link to our podcast episode #5, on health care, of all things, with an absolutely kickin’ musical interlude and a…um…long joke by Ben. –I contend, and events suggest I may be right

Dave Chappelle’s New Standup Forces Us to Ask, Are Rape Jokes Funny?
Ally or not, he did make quite a few hilarious gay and transgendered jokes. While Chappelle was hilarious and offensive both, there’s one sect of society who may feel that Chapelle went too far. Throughout both hour-long standup specials, Dave cracked

Nia Long & Taraji P. Henson “Empire” Beef Sparked Over Below Belt Joke
Hollywood actresses Nia Long and Taraji P. Henson‘s rumored “Empire” feud began over a dicey joke. New reports claim the cast members went at each other following a period comment. According to fresh gossip buzz, Taraji drew blood first by trying to

Taraji P. Henson and Nia Long’s alleged falling out stemmed from joke
Taraji P. Henson and Nia Long’s reported feud allegedly started when Henson joked that Long was on her period. The whole thing began, according to TMZ, when Long showed up late on set and one actor joked, “Damn, why are you on black people time?”

Larson holds off Logano, wins Xfinity Series race at Fontana
His car later fell off the jack during a long pit stop, but he passed 20 cars in less than I don’t understand what his reasoning was to pay us back that much, but that’s just a joke.”

Long-winded with jokes, Cummings took education seriously
For Richard LeRoy Cummings, it was always about the little guy. To him, that little guy was just a big guy waiting to happen. All he needed was education. Whether it was as a professor of education for more than 30 years, in Malawi for the United Nations

Brett Anderson settling in well with Cubs: 'It's been awesome so far'
“My joke running a month into this is ‘I don’t hate anybody Anderson, 29, was particularly pleased that he induced seven of his 12 outs on grounders, and only a long third inning caused by a fielding error by shortstop Javier Baez prevented

Taraji P. Henson, Nia Long ‘Empire’ Beef Sparked by CPT Joke (Report)
*The big on-set blowup between Taraji P. Henson and guest star Nia Long reportedly started when Nia went off on a male cast member who commented on her alleged tardiness. According to TMZ, production sources say Nia was “habitually late,” and that

Taraji P. Henson & Nia Long ‘Empire’ Feud Reportedly Started Over a ‘Black People Time’ Joke on Set
We’re having a hard time wrapping our heads around the fact that Taraji P. Henson and Nia Long were at odds on the set of ‘Empire,’ but more and more details about their feud are coming to light. Taraji P. Henson jokingly asked Nia Long if she was

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